Auto Gratuity is the latest way NY Restaurants are ripping you off

I’ve spend almost 10 years in the service industry working almost every hotel and restaurant position from buser, bartender, front desk to manager. I’ve seen the best and worst tippers and as a server could pick out the cheapskates before they even sat down. Working 8+ hours for dirt wages dealing with assholes and disgusting food (even in the nicest restaurants, you still don’t want to see some of the things that go on in the back kitchen) is only worth it when you get that wad of cash at the end of the night.

In NYC, food servers make more than most desk jobs when you factor in how little of that cash is actually reported to the IRS and if they’re making $200+ a night. The growing standard in NYC is a 20% tip on any service that’s not ridiculously bad, which is usually what I’m putting down (in cash) on most evenings out. Even when the service is terrible, they fuck up the food, they ignore you, or are complete assholes, I’ll still leave something.

A couple weeks back I went to Negril for some Jamaican food, specifically some jerk chicken and curry goat stew. There was three of us and we all ordered starters, liquor and entrees. The restaurant was not very busy yet the food still took forever. Some of the sides were noticeably canned or reheated but the mains were good including the chicken wings. The bar and waitstaff we’re laid back and we asked for the check after another round.

And what did I get for all the red gold and green comfort, and reggae rhitums? The check came loaded with an automatic 15% service charge on top!

No where on the menu or within the service did they state we were going to get this charge, and rather than argue the tip amount I’ve noted the practice and will take this into account in heading to Negril again. Additionally, the restaurant has just done a disservice for the waitress as we would have tipped closer to 20% and I assume now that it’s on the check, she’ll now have to claim more of her tips to the IRS.

The law in new york is all added gratuity must be clearly stated on the menu or somewhere for the customers – which in this case it was not – and this is usually only done for parties of 6 and up. The post had recently reported this practice is becoming a trend in NY, especially at restaurants with high tourist traffic. I’ve known plenty of Europeans, and they ALL know the tipping customs when coming to new countries, those that don’t are out right liars. So when you have Euros tipping 5% because “oh they didn’t know” is bull shit.

Regardless, I’m not a fan of the force tip, and next time, I’ll request the tip removed, pay what’s appropriate for the meal serviced and if not, won’t return to the restaurant. In tough economic times, no restaurant should be choosy.

Air-Bunk

When AirBorn first came out, I was introduced to it by Moms as the best over the counter supplement since the Flintstones brought us the chewables. She might have heard it on Oprah or some day time talk show that was tivo’ed but ever since, I’ve been grabbing handfulls of the free samples at the JetBlue terminal at JFK.

This week AirBorn settled a law suit that claimed they had made false advertising to promote sales claiming their vitamin C tablets mixed with alka-seltzer could cure the common cold…. obviously 100 million dollars worth.

AirBorn is paying back their customers… go get yours!

Swirlin…

what do you do when you’re head is all ties up in personally thoughts… I mean..very specific, life changing personal thoughts….

I think most men go out and drink… and that;s what I did.

Braving the 20 degree weather; which coincidentally made me utter “It’s really not that bad out”, I met a good friend at the Belgian beer bar. and drank…. heavily…

Sella.. Delirium… Parliament… Stella… Stella… mmmm…..

We bull-shitted about pubcrawls, “the ladies”, the lack of newly interesting bars or clubs in the area… While in the patio area, I ran into David C. Not initially introduced as such, however, later I learned he was one of the frat boys in the RV scene in the movie Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan. In town we mulled over why this bar with “all this techno” was any good and what else he and his gf could check out in the area.

Several of the other guys from the scene were at the bar and I brought up the suit I had heard about.

David had let me know, he did not sue, but that two of his faternaty members on the RV did sue over deformation of character and the two guys. Much of the suits against the movie, were deemed frugal and attempts to garner some cash from their infamy. However, in the case of these guys (and apparently anyone that signed the waiver for the movie) Century 21/Fox is able to counter-sue (language added to the waiver) and now these guys are forced to PAY the production company over six figures.

Damn… sucks for u to try to make a buck after signing a legal waiver uh?! Always read what you’re signing!!!