An off-duty police officer reported seeing a one-handed construction worker masturbating at a job site on the 4100 block of Youngfield Street at 1:56 p.m. July 9, police said. When police contacted the man at 2:42 p.m., he said it was “absurd” that someone accused him of masturbating, and he denied doing anything that could have resembled masturbation to passers-by, reports said. The worker’s supervisor allegedly told police she didn’t think the man could be masturbating because – having only one hand – he wouldn’t be able to hold the stop sign and masturbate at the same time. The case was still open at the time of the report pending further investigation by police.
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I made a trip out to Hollywood to hang with a few friends for the weekend. After a long drive to San Diego and back for work on Thursday, I made it through Irvine long enough to hang at the ‘ool at my boy BP’s spot. Irvine is the definition of suburbia and more boring that watching ice melt.
The horns of a marching band pushed past the breeze in my front room tonight but I wasn’t concerned until the impatient yellow cab horns started to over power the music. Out my window I see a slow procession of a hundred or so elderly lead by white pickup with a statue in the bed and a 10 person band dressed in festive Italian green, white and red. 
