Single handedly caught

An off-duty police officer reported seeing a one-handed construction worker masturbating at a job site on the 4100 block of Youngfield Street at 1:56 p.m. July 9, police said. When police contacted the man at 2:42 p.m., he said it was “absurd” that someone accused him of masturbating, and he denied doing anything that could have resembled masturbation to passers-by, reports said. The worker’s supervisor allegedly told police she didn’t think the man could be masturbating because – having only one hand – he wouldn’t be able to hold the stop sign and masturbate at the same time. The case was still open at the time of the report pending further investigation by police.

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