Delivery Fail

After the salt bags, raise plow signs and wool scarfs hibernate, the cafe awning mechanisms are greased and stoops are swept for impending voyeurs or occasional eater. The coming of spring in New York, and really anywhere seasons have a true environmental impact, is a renewed phase bring new clothes, eating habits, extroverted actives, friends and lovers.

Photo was taken on the March 31stFor a home employed rep, that’s no longer involved in the day-to-day requirement to see customers, getting out of the apartment is a sanity survival must. I’ve set up a workstation on the roof deck where engaging business partners via wireless or cellular now comes with a tan. Still this doesn’t involve physical interaction with other humans so I make a point to spend 20-30 minutes as part of the neighborhood at the park, cafe, or on my building front steps.

European consumerists, rent stabilized locals, artists hanging on, and shop workers weave around SOHO and I’ve started to take some shots of my passing guests. A few weeks ago, I spun my head around 3 seconds too late to catch an Olive’s delivery man, take a passenger side cab door head on, and loose.

On Prince, Bloomberg has painted the north side of the street nuclear puke green for a bike lane, and restricted parking to the south side. This has created some unfortunate traffic pains, as now trucks for the local bodegas double park in the middle of the street rather than in the open bike lane, creating a funnel for cars, bikers and some determined pedestrians. Because of this plan, cabbies let out their fair on the passenger side, or in the middle of the bike lane.

Spring was teasing this day, and I was leaning in the doorway of my building, wiping my hands from of the street-meat taco deliciousness when I heard the smack of bikers helmet hit auto aluminum. The passenger popped out instantly to care for the biker and the waitress at the cafe came out with a bag of ice. Smartly the olive’s delivery guys wear helmets and the crash didn’t look to result in any serious injuries.

The cab driver eventually got out, concerned only with the passenger to pay his fair, and to scan the door line for any serious dents. With only a cheap shot jab to the biker, “Watch out asshole!”, the driver returned to position behind the wheel, reestablished the link between his phone and right ear, and barely glanced in the mirror as he drove away to catch the changing light.

There’s a little bit of blame to go around to all involved, driver, passenger and biker, but real fail here is the cab driver. Karma’s been known to come back to those that stiff cabbies, I’m certain, if not 7K61, some driver is getting karmic retribution.

Afterward, I thought, should I have done something more than shoot the aftermath. Did I do enough by documenting the event and effects of the new traffic patterns or should I have forgone photographic interests to help the biker as well. One photographer in China has been taken criticism from his community for taking photos of this biker’s accident by waiting by for it to happen; knowing full well there was a pot hole filled with the day’s rain water.

It’s the cities responsibility for planning, infrastructure and citizen safety (paid for by the citizens taxes); thus if citizens don’t speak up, report or inform in any format about negligence, then how will anything get improved.

BBC America moving to showcase the worst of TV

I’ve been an avid watcher of only two news programs in the morning before work: NY1 and BBC America’s broadcast of World News America. NY1 captivates my attention for the pure local news with no spin or sensationalism, and in the morning, I love their “In the Papers” section as it gives me a snap of all the major and local rags should I want to pick up one, or go online later to read more in depth news. World News America is an excellent source of world news without the US “Mainstream Media” spin and again, sensationalism. The show also covers issues not discussed in the national coverage like Darfur, education issues in India and even how the world is perceiving America and our new president.

The other options us Americans have are light and crappy morning shows like the Today Show (NBC), Good Morning America (ABC), The Early Show (CBS), filled with filler TV about today’s fashion, cookery, recipes, entertainment news, reality TV plugs and maybe the top 2-3 headlines. There’s also the other 3 cable networks Fox, MSNBC and CNN. Only Fox offers their own version of local news before going into their own morning show: Fox and Friends. MSNBC offers Morning Joe and CNN has American Morning. Each of these three morning programs broadcast a lite version of their biased heavy evening news coverage from the night before. There’s no discussion of local issues and weather, and really I don’t need to wake up to this bullshit.

As of the first of this month, BBC America has decided to drop the morning program of the news and replaced it with their Trash in the Attic show. As a result, for the first time, I registered to BBC’s discussion board to post and register my complaint of this. Who watches Crap in the Attic anyway besides the over 60? Is this the type of programing the British think Americans would enjoy? What’s next a show about growing and brewing tea?

Bring back my morning news BBC America!

WASPs happy to take back what’s “theirs” in Palm beach

Not since the Hamburgler has a crook’s name so explicitly said what he’s going to do. Bernie Madoff has taken the the money of some of the richest people in America and the world, it just so happens that most of his victims, whom tended to invest EVERYTHING in the 10-12% returns, were Bernie’s “friends”, the Jews.

There’s been several stories of ground zero, Palm beach where the barometer of the recession’s impact on the wealth has been closely watched. However, this NY Times article goes further to capture the entitlement, defensiveness, and rank opportunism on display among those in the overclass who have lost fortunes, yet remain wealthy beyond all reason and feel permitted to participate in the national sense of despair over our calamity1.

Experience the pain:

“Customers that can still come in and afford to buy fine pieces of jewelry have this feeling of guilt,” he says, sitting next to a couple of vaults at the rear of his store, H. T. Stuart & Company. “They say, ‘I still want to buy jewelry, but I feel funny, and I have friends and these people know others who got hurt, pretty badly, and they don’t want to flaunt it.’ I have to try to convince them to go on living.”

Down the street, at Trillion, Mr. Neff says his customers will go for rarities, like a $1,200, super 180 wool sweater knitted on something called a 39-gauge machine. Everything else is a tough sell.

“They won’t deny themselves the top top,” Mr. Neff says. “I used to say, ‘I know you have eight blue blazers but look at this blue blazer. It’s an upgrade.’ And any upgrade, they’d buy. This year, they don’t want to seem foolish. Eight blue blazers is enough.”

At a men’s store called Crease Liberty, a longtime customer recently told Jennifer Inga, a saleswoman, that he wouldn’t be buying anything for a while, because his net worth had dropped to $12 million from $30 million.

“He said, ‘Now is not the time.’ It’s mind-boggling to me,” Ms. Inga said. “How can someone with $12 million feel like they can’t afford a new pair of pants?”

So where’s the tension?

Aside from death and money, the topic that preoccupies everyone here the most, and is spoken of the least, is the gentile-Jewish divide. As recounted in “Madness Under the Royal Palms,” Palm Beach was founded in the late 19th century by Henry Flagler, a Standard Oil executive, and for years it was dominated by white Anglo-Saxon Protestants.

In the middle of the last century, A. M. Sonnabend, a Jewish entrepreneur, started buying commercial property, including what became the Palm Beach Country Club, and nouveau-riche Jews suddenly had a hotel, beach club and a golf course of their own. Gradually, enough moved here to be described by the Christian elites as “the other half,” many of them clustered in large condominium buildings south of a place called Sloans Curve, known informally by just about everyone as the Gaza Strip. (That the real Gaza Strip is inhabited by Palestinians is apparently beside the point.)

Read full article here including the almost purchased $2000 Bernie Madoff pants.

(1 John Cook)