The whole cashew-raisin balance is askew!

Larry David has a spot on Huffington Post to blog about his thoughts and whatever. In three years he’s written 4 posts, so most of the time, his wacky genius ends up on the most hilarious tv no longer on cable television (Seinfeld and Curb Your Enthusiasm : “Hear the birds? Sometimes I like to pretend that I’m deaf and I try to imagine what it’s like not to be able to hear them. It’s not that bad. “). So when he does write publicly, there’s got to be a few gems.

He’s been lured back to his PC based on the Hillary phone ad:

I watched, transfixed, as she took the 3 a.m. call…and I was afraid…very afraid. Suddenly, I realized the last thing this country needs is that woman anywhere near a phone. I don’t care if it’s 3 a.m. or 10 p.m. or any other time. I don’t want her talking to Putin, I don’t want her talking to Kim Jong Il, I don’t want her talking to my nephew.

And his thoughts on her next steps:

There have been times in this campaign when she seemed so unhinged that I worried she’d actually kill herself if she lost. Every day, she reminds me more and more of Adele H., who also had an obsession that drove her insane.

She needs a long rest. She needs to put on a sarong and some sun block and get away from things for a while, a nice beach somewhere — somewhere far away, where there are…no phones.

The full blog and even his reading of it here.