It’s spring break/quarter end and I’m sick as death

This weekend was a wash. We walked down to Greenhouse for the Made in Italy party as a completely spontaneous move, which proved to be futile. We should have known the result of rolling with 4 suits and one female without getting on Francesco’s guestlist.

The crew ended up checking out City Winery across the street which, had it not been for the company, also would have shown to be a wash. City Winery is a huge venue with a large music stage, cheese bar and fermenting barrels of vino in the basement for amateurs to sign up and bottle their own wine. Unfortunately, they had one of the worst wine lists of any wine bar I’ve been to in the city and was quite disappointed in the selections we sampled. I haven’t tried the food or the music so I’ll reserve my review until then, however, it’s not looking good after my first impression.

After a few jack n cokes at Spring Lounge, I think I called the sickness upon myself and assured myself of 72 hours of phlegm and soar throat. Contrary to the ICD Flu trends, my Apt in NYC is HIGH with the flu virus, so bring on the Nyquil, Vicks, kleenex, and chicken soup.

While I’m laid up, California students were reliving Animal House last week for Spring Break. However, they were deterred by Mexican gangs and travel costs in avoiding Cabo and we’re sold on the pitch: “Palm Springs practically invented spring break … and it’s back!”. Palm Springs revived as a Spring Break destination? I’ve never been, so I can’t imagine the draw for students choosing this retirement and business convention destination over the hot scene at Lake Havasu.

Commute issues

I’ve heard NYers are perpetually late but unlike most regions there’s an understanding for this lack of punctuality because of situational influences: freak rain, taxi accidents, or train delays. I admit, I’ve used the train delay reason for being tardy a few times, but there have been several justifiable instances where I’m on time and there’s just no way a taxi, walking or a train will get me to my destination or meeting early enough.

Today was one of those days, I had a meeting uptown near 54th and Lex, so I took the dirty E uptown about 45 min before my appointment. I arrived on time up to Penn station and then the train relaxed. You can always tell you’re going to be stuck when the door don’t slam shut on someone and the train releases a burst of air pressure from the breaks as if signing, needing the rest. Apparently someone had gotten sick on the train in the station ahead of us, and it’s holding up the whole line.

Getting sick and halting the transportation system for one of the largest cities in the world seems absurd but apparently it happens more often that I thought. Today I just happen to be reading the NY Post, and in it is an article on one of the MTA‘s latest marketing campaigns as of late: Ads through out the subway lines that encourage New Yorkers to take the day off if they are laid up or sick and to stay off the trains.

Apparently last year, sick customers caused 6,136 delays on the the NY subway lines, which is the 3rd largest cause of delays (for the 2nd straight year – 4,481 delays in 2006). Apparently when passengers are sick, MTA employees and even train conductors must stay with the passengers until EMT or other help arrives to ensure their safety. Without someone to man the trains, everyone must wait….. So next time you’re feeling sick on the train, make sure you get off before you puke! I was 25 minutes late for my meeting because some jackass threw up from his pneumonia.

Relationship fun at the laundromat

I woke up quite early this Sunday morning, as I knew the end of month was near, and my stress levels tend to relax on that notion. We had spent most of the weekend preparing for a visit from one of my gf’s friends. I’m sure I slacked in true guy fashion but this time, I’ve been recovering from a deadly flu this last two weeks so assistance was at minimal. Additionally I’ve noticed getting sick is a great way to shed a few lbs: I’ve lost 10 so far!.

Being in a building without laundry is quite a pain. I’ve grown more accustom to the expense of sending it out, and having it clean, folded and ready for the closet in a few days without lifting a finger. But at a dollar a pound, this adds up. So every so weeks, we are the couple schlepping through soho with our laundry to the 24 hr laundromat in the village to save 40 bucks.

On a good day, we can get our load in, head to Washington Sq park to people watch, listen to the hippies play, a round of Pétanque or just hang with a book before heading back to dry and fold. This last weekend, we came back for the monotonous folding rituals and I got a relationship shocker….

My mate likes to make sure her jeans and towels are crispy hot when they sizzle out of the dryer so as I’m playing hot potato with our cloths, dumping them into the basket some paper pops out of the dryer on to the floor. We both look down and it’s the remnants of a used Trojan condom wrapper. *Her mouth drops to the floor*

“What the Fuck is this!!!”

…oh boy… Now I know that this isn’t mine and the way my mind first processed this incident, my initial reaction was laughter. After all I haven’t used condoms in years and certainly not this brand (“Ribbed for her pleasure”). Then I began to understand her tone and realize, “She thinks this is actually mine… that it came out of my pants and was dried up in our load of laundry!”

Wow…

When ever I add items to the public washer or dryer, I always check the machines for papers, pens, a red sock, candy, crayons, gum or other items that could ruin the clothes I put in there. She was the one that put our clothes in both the wash and dryer this round and I made the case that it was somewhere in transport that she didn’t check what was left over in the machines. I certainly don’t cheat on my woman and already being a man, I’ve had to work for my trust with any woman.

The next comment is, what do you do now? could there have been a used condom in the wash/dryer too? Do you wash and/or dry the load again… a resounding yes!!! so we spent an extra hour there because someone left their trash in the laundry machine – complicating my relationship and forcing me to pay an additional $6.00 to clean my clothes again…

Next time, dirty condom wrapper carrier…. Use a trash! Why are you holding on to the memories? She/he was a one night fling right, why keep the used leftovers of a night of first timers sex…. disgusting.