Best Chinese Massage in NYC

Chinese massage in New York is the poor man’s spa. For around $25 a half-an-hour, you’re body will be handled vigorously by usually an older Chinese person without even a pretense of interest. Your body, relaxing into the slightly soiled table, will make crinkle sounds on the 1 ply paper and your sinuses will fill with fluid. Ah, relaxation. With so many places and so few regulatory committees, it’s always a chance you’ll come out severely disfigured.

* Update* From the now defunct Gridskipper: I’ve copied this post for Chinese massage parlors. Some may have gone away to call ahead etc.

Whole Body
Wu Lim Services: For a good full body rub down, try out Wu Lim Services on Grand Street. This massage parlor is located in a dimly lit basement with several beds next to each other. The masseurs will work out knots in your back and massage your neck and legs all on top of your clothes. If you prefer you can undress and wear a towel for the massage. $7 for 10 minutes; $11 for 16 minutes; $21 for 31 minutes; $32 for 46 minutes; $42 for 61 minutes.

Best Chinese Tui-Na: Not for the squeamish, Best Chinese Tui Na is an extremely intimate parlor on Lafayette with five beds in an open room. The women masseurs are stronger than you’d imagine so you can request a “medium” or “hard” massage. Like the other parlors, here you can either opt to take the massage with or without clothes, but either way you will be in a room with up to five other clients. $7 for ten minutes to $40 for an hour. (note this parlor may have moved now Bowery and called 88 Chinese Qi Gong Tui-Na on Bowery)

Back
Chinese Natural Therapy Center: Many East Village Streets have hole in the wall shops offering Chinese Massage and Reflexology. Though many of them can’t compare to the Chinatown massage parlors, Chinese Natural Therapy on East 9th Street is excellent. You only have to take off your shirt, as they only do backs. The women use baby oil for the massage and put hot towels on your back when they are done. $1 per minute.

Graceful Services: Fancier than the other picks, Graceful offers a whole slew of massage options from four hands massage (with two masseurs) to hot stone massage to stretching and reflexology. Graceful also has private rooms, a pleasant change from the open layout of most other places. $50 for 45 minutes, $60 for an hour.

Facial
Katy’s Face Spa: Katy’s Face Spa offers two facials, microdermabrasion, and a variety of peel treatments in addition to their massages. This place is a lot classier than the basement massage parlors, and you will always have a private room. $35 for a half hour.

Mezzanine Spa at SoHo Integrative Health: The Mezzanine features both Eastern and Western services, but their Wu Chinese Herbal Facial is one of their best choices. The rooms are all beautiful and Asian-influenced with bamboo and dark lighting.

Foot Massage and Reflexology
New York Day Spa: Though their reflexology treatment is a bit more expensive than the other massages, the spa claims it will a cure number of conditions including “sleep disorders, migraines, chronic back pain, arthritis, digestive and stress-related problems.” That’s quite a claim, but the art of reflexology or “zone method” massage has been helping people with these problems since 1913.

Chinese Qigong Tui-Na Center: The center offers a number of authentic Chinese services, but their foot reflexology is mind numbingly good. The massage here feels amazing but it is also supposed to stimulate all of your body’s organs and improve blood circulation.

Acupuncture
Zhang Clinic: Acupuncture has been known to heal a variety of ailments from allergies to back problems to arthritis. Dr. Zhang is a certified doctor from Shanghai and is trained in both Chinese and Western medicine. His clinic is one of the most reliable places in the city for some needlework.

China Acupuncture: The acupuncturists here are professionally trained and will be able to help you with stress relief and injury recovery. They also make office visits for more than five people. $50 per hour.

NYC Club goes good-night for good…

Looks like because of the death of Orlando Valle at NY club BED on Feb. 4th, 2007, the subsequent charging of club manager Granville Adams with criminally negligent homicide and several safety violations, the club is now closed. Not that I’m soured too much by the club closing (more so by the death), but it really shows how far down the hole New York club scene has gone and New Yorkers I’m not sure are giving a care or typically shrugging their shoulders at this…

From the Daily News by Jess Wisloski and Alison Gendar

The “Oz” actor charged yesterday in a fatal Chelsea club fight insists he never pushed the man who fell to his death down an elevator shaft – but thrust him off his back in self-defense, his lawyers said.

Granville Adams, 43, who played a jailbird on the HBO hit, was released on $5,000 cash bail after he was arraigned on a charge of criminally negligent homicide for the 4 a.m. Saturday fight at BED, a trendy nightspot.

In court, his lawyers presented a far different account than early witness descriptions of the fight that led to the death of Orlando Valle of the Bronx.

Valle was celebrating his 35th birthday at BED when he got into a scuffle with Adams and was thrown against the elevator with such force that the doors opened and he plunged four stories.

“Blame the elevator,” said Aaron Golub, one of Adams’ two lawyers, in Manhattan Criminal Court. “But the elevator’s not showing up in court.”

Adams, a manager and host at BED, came running when he heard screams coming from the club’s coat-check area, his lawyers said.

He jumped between two brawling women, and then felt someone smash something on the back of his head, lawyer Edward Kratt said.

“As he’s between [the women], he gets attacked from behind. He’s hit in the back of the head by something – we don’t know what, a glass vase maybe.”

Kratt said Adams was knocked nearly unconscious from the blow when “he feels somebody jump on his back. He’s reeling from getting hit on the head. He throws the guy off his back – doesn’t push him. Throws him.”

Adams then landed on the ground, his lawyers said.

But Valle hit the elevator doors with enough force that they opened and he fell down the shaft, landing on the roof of the elevator car, cops said.

The actor was stunned to learn Valle had died, said his lawyers, who broke the news to him about noon Saturday as he was held in police custody.

“He was blown away by it,” Golub said.

Adams had a golf-ball size knot on the back of his head when he appeared in court, still dressed for BED in a black velvet jacket, black jeans, black shoes and a white shirt. He did not speak with reporters as he left court.

“He’s a sensitive guy, not a thug,” Kratt said.

But cops said Adams may have triggered the fight between the women when he made some kind of comment to Valle’s niece Tiffany Tanner, 20, as she went to get her coat.

The coat-check attendant took exception, witnesses said, and started screaming, “That’s my man!”

Tanner’s mom said yesterday her daughter was questioned by police as a witness.

“She came home crying,” mom Giselle Tanner said. “I don’t really know what happened.”

Valle had been celebrating his birthday with about 10 friends and relatives.

His 13-year-old son, Jordan, sadly surveyed the growing memorial outside the Manhattan apartment where Valle’s parents and sister live.

“He was just a great person,” said Valle’s niece Chanele Wiggins, 15. “He didn’t deserve to die.”

BED was closed yesterday.

The Buildings Department issued a permit to renovate the elevator at the W. 27th St. building on Nov. 30, 2004, according to city records.

Inspectors ran a followup inspection on June 2, 2006, to ensure the installation was performed to code.

Since then, the department has issued two violations related to the elevator, but they were unrelated to its safety.

Street Marketing

Some marketing is good, attention grabbing or fun. The less than memorable ones are…well poor and sometimes, marketing just needs a little kick to get it going… on a bus stop, someone decided to make a better point here:

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