Bootleg DVDs are actually Porn

The other day I jumped on a near empty V line car at 2nd Ave and noticed on the seat across from me a bootleg DVD of Kung Fu Panda. Eyebrow raised and a quick look around, I noticed there were actually two; one resting on a seat a few rows down with no riders in close proximity to claim ownership to either. Cool. I’ll check it out.

The package is like all you’ve seen: cover shot of the movie poster, inside a printed label as well on a burned DVD. KFP is not a flick I would pay for in the theater, mail home on netflix and I don’t buy bootlegs but a free option is gold right?

Last night with the woman, I throw together some dinner and get down to watch this vid. The first screen shot after a moment of darkness is of a giant black dick being sucked off by a wide eyed, sex starved skank, proceeded by 6 additional scenes of some hardcore gonzo action…

I won’t get into how long we actually watched this – but first I was shocked (this was not expected), then disappointed (I actually prepped myself to get into Jack Black’s stoner panda roll), then amused (at the bait n switch), and then pissed off (had I had kids and popped this in, I’d be hard pressed to explain this after jumping for the power off button).

Moral is, get your p0rn off the internet like everyone else?….no… you get what you pay for?… don’t buy bootlegs? well what ever.. it was an entertaining ruse I thought I would share…

Skidoosh!

Maxed Out on Netflix

With the biggest banks falling down like bowling pins from the giant ball of bad financial decisions, so are most Americans (Citibank, Bear Sterns etc.). I’m too not alone when I say I have more debt that I’d like to have. When you live in NY, there’s so much out there to tempt you to spend: events, parties, fashion, bars, plays, movies, shows, whores, and food to name a few. Recession headline loom as home prices fall, gas prices continue to rise as do basic necessities like milk and beer.

All these thoughts have been strummed up this week when I finally rigged up my entertainment system to a wireless computer viz S-video connections. I can now watch all streaming videos, movies and TV (full screen) on my TV in surround or stereo sound. This is sweet! No more need to go to any video store, pay for on-demand or even buy porn! Neflix on demand service has become a reality and the picture is great.

So my first movie on demand was a documentary (not many of the blockbusters are available on demand for fear from the movie industry that the consumer will steal/copy them, and they wouldn’t make money). I watched Maxed Out, a frightening look at the rising level of personal and national debt in the USA with a huge emphasis on the victims as well as the banking tactics that contribute to the mis-education and coercion of the consumer to continue deeper into that debt with misleading offers or revolving door credit.

Typical consumers feeding into the hugely powerful societal push for the best, newest, biggest shit find using that plastic for a new shirt or the latest unique line of sneakers or a new flat screen is enticing. I’ve good about controlling my will power by not participating, partly due to a conscious choice to reduce my debt, increase my capital (get liquid), and focus on financing some important personal goals like our wedding and more travel. It’s bit-my-tongue tough to do this in NY. I hold back from that last $12 whiskey (my body thanks me though in th morning), I only by brand names at century 21 or stick with smaller, lesser known fashion designers (1Aeon), or opt for a smaller tapas spot rather than the steakhouse for Tuesday dinner (if I’m not chefin it up at home).

Maxed Out had also a very striking quote that is important to consider when voting for all future federal, state and local political candidates:

“The government spends more [of the national budget fund] on interest payments [to the national debt], than on homeland security, education and healthcare combined.”

National Debt Clock in NY, IRS BuildingAs of today, the national debt is over 9 TRILLION dollars. The only president in the last 35 years to attempt to reduce the national debt was Clinton in 1999, when we had a budget surplus. At that time the debt was a little over 3.6 TRILLION dollars. Now I hear all the time from my banking institutions, creditors, family and industry professionals that having a high debt and more so growing that debt is a VERY bad thing… so I can’t imagine as smart as we assume our politicians to be, that we continue to grow this.

Either way, I’ll continue to eat well in a more cost friendly way, I’ll continue to live well in creative ways but I do hope our future leaders look to do the same for the American people: get creative in reducing our debt without sacrificing services like police, fire departments, security, education, healthcare, libraries, and parks. We’ve already seen the results of sacrificing public services, in Katrina, infrastructure failures (bridges), and limited funding of our national recreational parks.

Anyhoo… if you don’t have it, get Netflix, reduce your tv watching usage (it’s all crap anyway except for Meerkat Manor, Current TV or Fuel TV), check out this flick and save your money – you’ll be needing more of it soon.

Movies set in and around NYC

What a waste of time, but I compiled a list off my top movies set in or around New York City:

The Godfather I & II
American Psycho
Wall Street
Boiler Room
Rear Window
Ghostbusters
Miracle on 34th Street
Elf
Splash
Taxi Driver
Goodfellas
Midnight Cowboy
The Usual Suspects
54
K-PAX
Chasing Amy (well, much of it is Jersey)
KIDS
Big
Do the Right Thing
Coming to America
Devil’s Advocate

Ghetto girl crossing against the light, as cabbie honks: Dat’s right! Dat’s right! Dat’s right! Hit me! I needs the fuckin’ money!
Brit tourist, waiting for ‘Walk’ light: Oh, how charming.
From Overheard in New York