Tag: Idiocy

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Pandering to the non-elite

Many of the reasons people dislike politics include: 1) the exorbitant amount of money paid on “campaigning” for the job including advertising both for your points and pointing out your opponents “flaws” when even a fraction of which could feed, cloth and educate not only Africa but much of our own country, 2) attempt to cast themselves as central to the political spectrum as possible even though once elected their true intentions and beliefs become reveled, 3) but mostly I think one of the biggest peeves of voters is politicians whom are puppets to the “issues” within the markets and polls they are about to pitch to and then they pander shamelessly to those markets knowing full well just last week they made a completely different pitch or character.

The latest in the Hill camp is the position against Obama that he’s made some comments perceived by her campaign as a position of “elitism” mean while she touts her past as a gun toting church girl that grew up shooting behind the barn at the lake.

She’s been going on and on about this sound bite and that she’s an every woman, can hack it with the blue collar folk in PA but when asked when the last time she fired a gun or attended church services she responds “is not a relevant question in this debate” and “We can answer that some other time,”….”I went to church on Easter. I mean, so?” What the fuck is that BS? She’s the one making and issue yet she’s not one to own up to her own representation of an Indianan or a west Penn tax payer.

There’s been a lot of attacks on Obama’s statement that the working man are bitter which is where this whole “elitist” comment came out of and ya know what.. yes people are bitter of the direction of this country has gone with the economy, the war and now the polticing that has been played. Here’s a few PA residents both parroting Barack’s comments that the people are bitter.. received by surprisingly Faux News

Hill now takes this pandering completely out of control by drinking budwiper with the PA steel works, then turning Hyde by getting pressured into taking shots of Canadian whiskey: Crown Royal… a non-American cocktail served in a violet velvet satchel named with two of the most “elite” words in English language. Next she wants to claim Barack is elite? Get the fuck out of here again!

By the way… What’s a definition of “elite”? – representing the most choice, select or the best

If that’s the case then yeah… maybe Hill is right on… Obama is an elite candidate for the Presidency.

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Joke Time!

Three vampires go to a bar. One orders a pint of human blood, the second a shot of rat blood, and the third a mug of hot water.

The other two vampires look at him strangely and ask why a vampire would order a mug of hot water. He reached into his pocket, pulled out a used tampon, and exclaimed, “Tea time!”

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What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?

“It’s going to take me a while to get hard, I was laid this morning”

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A man and his wife go to their honeymoon place for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband: “When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?”
The husband replied: “All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry.”
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked: “What are you thinking now?”
He replied: “It looks like I did a pretty good job.”

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Guy goes to a whorehouse and tells the madam he only has 2 bucks to spend. she says “we have a dead hooker on teh 3rd floor. you can fuck her. He goes upstairs, comes down a little while later and she asks how it was. “great” he says ” except her nose kept running”

“Oh, she’s probably full”

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A guy is walking on the beach, and sees an arm-less, leg-less girl laying in the sand sobbing. he asks her what’s wrong; she replies, “i’ve never been fucked.” so he throws her in the ocean.

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Three old men are sitting on a park bench, complaining about old age. Old Man #1 says, “dammit, I hate old age! Every morning I wake up at 5:30 to take a piss, and my dick’s so wrinkled up that all I can get is this little trickle. It takes me 15 goddamn minutes just to empty my bladder!”

Old Man #2 says, “that’s nothing! Every morning I get up at 5:00 to take a dump. My goddamn constipation is so bad that I’m sitting on the goddamned toilet for an hour and a half. I don’t get off the toilet until 6:30!”

Old Man #3 says, “every morning at 6:00 I piss like a racehorse, voiding every drop of moisture in my bladder. Then, promptly at 6:05, I shit like a pig, emptying my bowels.”

“That’s great!” said the other two old men. “What’s your problem?”

“I don’t wake up until 7!” the third old man replied.

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A young boy and his father were in a store when they walked past a rack of condoms. Being a curious young lad, the boy asked his father, “What are these things daddy?” His dad said, “Condoms son.” The boy asked, “Why do they come in packs of 1,3, and 12?” The dad replied, “The packs with one are for the high school boys, one for Saturday night, the ones with three are for the college boys, one for Friday, Saturday and Sunday, and the ones with twelve in them are for the married men, one for January, one for February, one for March….”

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A drunken man was stumbling home one night. As he walked past a pumpkin patch he began wondering about vegetality, so he poked a hole in one of the larger pumpkins and began fucking it.

A short time later, a police officer, walked up, and said, “Just what do you think you are doing?”

The man looked up from what he was doing, saw the police officer, and said, “Is it midnight already?”

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These scientist want you to be weak and die

A couple of “Dr’s” did some digging and couldn’t find a study that proved drinking 8 glasses of water a day contributes to human health – despite finding claims that “People in hot, dry climates and athletes have an increased need for water, and people with certain diseases do better with increased fluid intake”

Did they report, why these people needed water in the first place? No. Just that healthy people don’t need 8 glasses because there wasn’t a study that named 8 as the golden number.

Liquid H2O is the sine qua non of life. Making up about 66 percent of the human body, water runs through the blood, inhabits the cells, and lurks in the spaces between. At every moment water escapes the body through sweat, urination, defecation or exhaled breath, among other routes. Replacing these lost stores is essential to rehydration. (Scientific American)

The human body needs water to maintain enough blood and other fluids to maintain proper functioning organs (Kidneys, lungs, liver, skin etc.). Dehydration can result from loss of water and mild to severe results are (some of which we all have experienced from the lack of water intake from a night of drinking – which has been scientifically proved to dehydrate humans) (Rehydration Project):

# cannot pass urine or reduced amounts, dark, yellow
# cramping in the arms and legs
# weakness
# low blood pressure
# fainting
# convulsions
# a bloated stomach
# heart failure
# sunken fontanelle – soft spot on a infants head
# sunken dry eyes, with few or no tears
# skin loses its firmness and looks wrinkled
# lack of elasticity of the skin (when a bit of skin lifted up stays folded and takes a long time to go back to its normal position)
# rapid and deep breathing – faster than normal
# fast, weak pulse

Severe:
# hypovolaemic shock
# diminished consciousness
# cool moist extremities
# a rapid and feeble pulse
# low or undetectable blood pressure
# eripheral cyanosis
# And ultimately Death.

These Dr’s whole premise seems to be around this:
“For average healthy people, more water does not seem to mean better health”

Hello. Asshole. This is completely subjective. What’s “average”? What’s “healthy”? How do people get “healthy”? Did drinking water contribute to that “average healthiness”?

Their proof is not that they scientifically disproved the benefits of water (8 glasses a day), is that they could not find scientific research to back these claims.

I would bet that the claim for 8 glasses of water is from a law of averages. Every person is different, some may need 6 some 9 glasses a day. That intake is assumed in not just glasses of water but in the food, soda, fruit and other sources of nourishment that also contain water. An 8 glass a day regiment ensures hydration and avoidance of the symptoms mentioned above.

To announce that not drinking 8 glasses of water a day is not beneficial WITHOUT scientific research to back up this claim is simply irresponsible.

These Dr’s are either very bad at correlating research to justify/disprove this claim, very poor researchers in general, or just making a claim to make a name for themselves in the news… Your call but I have to go piss all over this now that I’ve finished my 6th glass this morning.