Tag: Idiocy

“One of the great things about books is sometimes there are fantastic pictures.”

“If this was a dictatorship, it would be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I’m the dictator.”

“Let me put it to you this way. I am not a revengeful person.”

“We’ll let our friends be the peacekeepers and the great country called America will be the peacemakers.”

“I think we ought to raise the age at which juveniles can have a gun.”

“I hope we get to the bottom of the answers.”

“I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe. I believe what I believe is right.”

“Well, I think if you’re going to do something and you don’t do it that’s trustworthiness.”

“I’ve coined new words like ‘misunderstanding’ and ‘hispanically.”

“There is book smart and the kind of smart that helps do calculus. But smart is also instinct and judgement and common sense. Smart comes in all kinds of ways.”

“It is clear our nation is reliant upon big foreign oil. More and more of our imports come from overseas.”

“I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.” (He believes what he believes is right, remember?)

“They misunderestimated me.”

“I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to answer questions. I can’t answer your question.”

“I know how hard it is to put food on your family.”

“It’s clearly a budget. It’s got a lot of numbers in it.”

“I’m sure you can imagine it’s an unimaginable honor to live here.”

And to top it all off: “There’s no question that the minute I got elected, the storm clouds on the horizon were getting NEARLY DIRECTLY overhead.”

– words of your dear president, George W.