Get Fit!

So ever since last year, when my doc said I had a rising LDL cholesterol level, I’ve looked to get fit [again] – a once easy task when sports and the gym were a daily aspect of my life. Here in the city I either find reasons not to go or just make excuses for finding the determination and time to go to the gym. Besides, New York is a walking city right… I get more exercise going to the store than most Americans do all week.

Well, those justifications were not working so I picked up tennis again, purchased the permit and actually played more than 15 times last summer – central park tracks your attendance so this is about once a week hitting the courts. I also took part in Sunday softball and a few days of petanque out at Washington Sq. Still I had a membership to a gym and went maybe once a month – I didn’t go because the gym was 20+ blocks away, small and smelled, yet I continued to pay into the membership because it was 25 a month and was part of a network of gyms through my former employer and I could get a discount when my contract was up.

So this winter I’ve been taking party in daily yoga, which originally spurred opinions of “yoga won’t get me fit” and “there’s no fitness in stretching”….. Quite the contrary, this shit is tough and I’ve been sweating at the end of each session. But not only is yoga helping with my flexibility but it’s also better than coffee in the morning for getting me motivated. I use Namaste Yoga on the fitness channel and not only are the shows fluid in instruction, but there’s a few hot instructors to keep the red blooded male interested.

Here’s a clip of the show which has been quite motivational to get me up and practicing yoga in the morning. Evangeline Duy is the hot brunette of the series which I found interesting that her resume includes redundant descriptions of “gorgeous” to describe her “skills”. What ever it takes to get the male population fit right fellas?

Yoga is the practice of quieting the mind.
~Patanjali

Start them early!

“Unleash the sex kitten inside…simply extend the Peekaboo pole inside the tube, slip on the sexy tunes and away you go!”

Tesco Direct, a UK online shopping site, has been forced to remove a pole-dancing kit from the toys and games section of its website after it was accused of “destroying children’s innocence”.

With marketing to 10 – 15 year olds like this: “Soon you’ll be flaunting it to the world and earning a fortune in Peekaboo Dance Dollars”… I can’t see how that’s “damaging”, I mean come on, bring out the super freak early in all of us right! Right Olive? eh?

Well I would love to see this as being another error in the web group where the product should have been explicitly marked as “for adults” but I don’t know, the site of the product in the toys section has been removed. Realistically, there’s nothing wrong with a little exercise at home around the pole and Peekaboo does claim: “it’s easy to get it up”!

Daily Mail reports

Just hope you can get as skilled as this maiden of the pole:

Bounce-O-meter

The Brits every now and then show us why they are ahead of the game. For instance sports bras…. who knew they were not only a shaply gym garment but also protective gear for mamories. If you’re a woman (or a man who likes animated breast) check the effects of your breasts while you work out…

Shock Absorber – Bounce-o-meter
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