We gon’ make love:
Going to a college town for 4 years, I’ve met my share of frat douche bags that still carry this philosophy today.
Japanese game show – Tounge Twister or Slap in the Center Piece?
A variation I made: So someone shit on Sid’s satin sheets and on this shitty sheet I sit. So since I sat and slit the sheet, I sit now on a shitty slit sheet. So is this slitty sheet, a shitty slit sheet upon I sit, no longer say said sheet I slit, can say that satin it once was…
Subway safety
I’ve heard of a few accidents with the subways… people fall down the stairs, get their limbs caught in the doors, even a few that fall down to the tracks. Then there’s the stupid human tricks that the MTA try to prevent like riding between trains, hoppin the gates, but subway surfing? I guess the draw to ride the side of the trian was so great, the MTA had to create a marketing campaign against it:
