The Wii will get you fucked:
Are you smarter than a 5th… Chimp?
Chimpanzees in Japan have beaten college students in memory tests. The study by the Primate Research Institute, Kyoto University, involved a young ape learning about computer touch-screens with his mother before taking on humans.
Pet camel seduces woman to her death
R.I.P. ma’am, and wow is all I have to say.