Mr. Noodle

The news last Friday of the death of the ramen noodle guy surprised those of us who had never suspected that there was such an individual. It was easy to assume that instant noodle soup was a team invention, one of those depersonalized corporate miracles, like the Honda Civic, the Sony Walkman and Hello Kitty, that sprang from that ingenious consumer-product collective known as postwar Japan.

But no. Momofuku Ando, who died in Ikeda, near Osaka, at 96, was looking for cheap, decent food for the working class when he invented ramen noodles all by himself in 1958. His product — fried, dried and sold in little plastic-wrapped bricks or foam cups — turned the company he founded, Nissin Foods, into a global giant. According to the company’s Web site, instant ramen satisfies more than 100 million people a day. Aggregate servings of the company’s signature brand, Cup Noodles, reached 25 billion worldwide in 2006.

There are other versions of fast noodles. There is spaghetti in a can. It is sweetish and gloppy and a first cousin of dog food. Macaroni and cheese in a box is a convenience product requiring several inconvenient steps. You have to boil the macaroni, stir it to prevent sticking and determine through some previously obtained expertise when it is “done.” You must separate water from noodles using a specialized tool, a colander, and to complete the dish — such an insult — you have to measure and add the fatty deliciousness yourself, in the form of butter and milk that Kraft assumes you already have on hand. All that effort, plus the cleanup, is hardly worth it.

Ramen noodles, by contrast, are a dish of effortless purity. Like the egg, or tea, they attain a state of grace through a marriage with nothing but hot water. After three minutes in a yellow bath, the noodles soften. The pebbly peas and carrot chips turn practically lifelike. A near-weightless assemblage of plastic and foam is transformed into something any college student will recognize as food, for as little as 20 cents a serving.

There are some imperfections. The fragile cellophane around the ramen brick tends to open in a rush, spilling broken noodle bits around. The silver seasoning packet does not always tear open evenly, and bits of sodium essence can be trapped in the foil hollows, leaving you always to wonder whether the broth, rich and salty as it is, is as rich and salty as it could have been . The aggressively kinked noodles form an aesthetically pleasing nest in cup or bowl, but when slurped, their sharp bends spray droplets of broth that settle uncomfortably about the lips and leave dots on your computer screen.

But those are minor quibbles. Ramen noodles have earned Mr. Ando an eternal place in the pantheon of human progress. Teach a man to fish, and you feed him for a lifetime. Give him ramen noodles, and you don’t have to teach him anything.

LAWRENCE DOWNES

Real Pit Barbecue in New York

Big Apple Bar-B-Queue in Madison Square ParkAs you walk up out of the 23rd street station, the flavor of city air changes from the rank humid and stale subway variety to a unique and highly uncommon noise raising mixed aroma of charcoal, beef and spiced sauce. Thousands of people clamored around in Madison Square Park this weekend for the fourth annual New York Big Apple Bar-B-Queue Block Party. Pitmasters from Texas (Southside Market & BBQ and The Salt Lick BBQ), Alabama (Big Bob Gibson Bar-B-Q), Tennessee (B.E. Scotts Barbecue), Illinois (17th Street Bar & Grill ), North Carolina (Mitchell’s BBQ) and yes even New York (RUB and Blue Smoke) lined Madison Avenue along the park.

Unlike previous years, this time around the organizers added a much needed Beer garden, hosting local brew favorite Brooklyn Brewery. The BBQ starved hordes of New Yorkers came out despite (or creating) the hour long waits for brisket, sausage, rib tips or pulled pork sandwiches. I’m sure there were sides and deserts offered, however, after a brisket sandwich, some ribs and pulled pork I only had beer tickets left to fill the stomach.

There were a few bands, even a Willie Nelson look-a-like. We ended the afternoon, after the last cup topped the keg taps. Excellent work on the Q, yet I still feel my years on the webber can top some of the racks served up this past weekend. Too bad I have to wait another 360 days till the next round.





NY Big Apple BBQ Gallery

“Whole Hawg……From the rooter to the pooter. “
“Vegetarian: an old Indian term, meaning “bad hunter.”

Pizza scandle of San Diego

I came out to SD for my new job training and I decided to extend my trip for Ben’s birth celebration the next week… So in between hotels, I stayed at the cheapest spot in hotel circle, that had internet connection (Gaslamp and downtown hotels were booked solid or garnering 200+ a night, and the circle was a quick 10 minute shot to my office). So I get the Travelodge. A low end housing complex juxtaposed with newly renovated hotels.

I’m greeted by the overly excited hotel clerk (although not necessarily to see me, probably he’d been sucking crack fumes in the back) and got my ground floor room just off the highway. I enter the stale smelling room, forest green carpets, gym style flooring in the bathroom and a newly installed safe oddly placed on the floor under the coat rack. As I roll my golf clubs over 4 flyer/menus entering, I drop my stuff on the bed and pick up the laptop bag to start my search for food when I see these signs…

Consumer Alert!
There are a number of pizza delivery companies pushing unauthorized fliers underneath hotel room doors… Many of these are dangerous to you because they are not approved by the Health Dept. and are “garage” operations illegally operating in San Diego…

Sure enough each flyer has no address, an obscure name and just a phone number. That’s one way for boarder crossers to make a living with out entering “the system”, however, I’d question that a garage pizza operation is any better than a Little Ceasers.