The other day I jumped on a near empty V line car at 2nd Ave and noticed on the seat across from me a bootleg DVD of Kung Fu Panda. Eyebrow raised and a quick look around, I noticed there were actually two; one resting on a seat a few rows down with no riders in close proximity to claim ownership to either. Cool. I’ll check it out.
The package is like all you’ve seen: cover shot of the movie poster, inside a printed label as well on a burned DVD. KFP is not a flick I would pay for in the theater, mail home on netflix and I don’t buy bootlegs but a free option is gold right?
Last night with the woman, I throw together some dinner and get down to watch this vid. The first screen shot after a moment of darkness is of a giant black dick being sucked off by a wide eyed, sex starved skank, proceeded by 6 additional scenes of some hardcore gonzo action…
I won’t get into how long we actually watched this – but first I was shocked (this was not expected), then disappointed (I actually prepped myself to get into Jack Black’s stoner panda roll), then amused (at the bait n switch), and then pissed off (had I had kids and popped this in, I’d be hard pressed to explain this after jumping for the power off button).
Moral is, get your p0rn off the internet like everyone else?….no… you get what you pay for?… don’t buy bootlegs? well what ever.. it was an entertaining ruse I thought I would share…