Man with “breast” implants

Probably not what you thought. Check this cat out from Canada, Lane Jensen; a body art specialist (Senior Piercer and co-owner of Dragon FX Kingsway Tattoos and Piercing in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada) and photographer (Editor in Chief of Tattoo & Piercing Magazine) who recently had a pair of silicon implants inserted under his chick tat, on his leg.

Because over the past few years, more money has been spent on breast implants and VIAGRA than is spent on Alzheimer’s Disease research, it is believed that by the year 2030 there will be a large number of people wandering around with huge breasts and erections…who can’t remember what to do with them. ~ Andy Rooney

Represent you’re city and stupidity at the same time!

Michael Duplessis loves Chicago to the bone, that he wanted to represent his home town across his chest with a tattoo. Unfortunately he went to a shop that was dumber than he is, and they spelled the tat wrong: “CHI-TONW”. Of course he didn’t notice this through out the procedure and when everyone laughed at him causing huge amounts of grief and pain… I guess this is a small lesson to Michael but bigger for us all, not to go to Joseph “Fat Joe” Scapini’s shop called Jade Dragon. Good luck with the laser MD!

My first tat?

I’ve been thinking about this for a while. I’ve never gone under the needle. Been several times to the shop, just never committed to anything. And this, I thought the other day, why not get something that has been my motto for life… and then this guy beat me to it… fucker: