Single handedly caught

An off-duty police officer reported seeing a one-handed construction worker masturbating at a job site on the 4100 block of Youngfield Street at 1:56 p.m. July 9, police said. When police contacted the man at 2:42 p.m., he said it was “absurd” that someone accused him of masturbating, and he denied doing anything that could have resembled masturbation to passers-by, reports said. The worker’s supervisor allegedly told police she didn’t think the man could be masturbating because – having only one hand – he wouldn’t be able to hold the stop sign and masturbate at the same time. The case was still open at the time of the report pending further investigation by police.

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Haggard the horrible

If you know this story then you like me have to be saying…wow…wow! If you don’t here’s the build up:

Known as Pastor Ted, Mr. Haggard is the founder of New Life Church in Colorado Springs, Colorado, a founder of the Association of Life-Giving Churches and the President of the National Association of Evangelicals (a cooperative ministry for 300+ evangelical denominations of Protestant Christians in the United States). He speaks not only the WORD of GOD but THE word to 30+ million protestant Christians in the US (for those into math, that’s about 10% of this country). Colorado Springs has the highest concentration of evangelicals in the nation and is the “Mecca” so to speak for Christians touring the country, drawn to this epicenter of megachurches.

On November 2nd, 2006 a male hooker, Mike Jones, made allegations he maintained a three-year-long sexual relationship which included the used of methamphetamine during his visits with Jones. Subsequently he did not deny the accusations and resigned from all his posts within the Church and Association.

Attached is an unbelievably ironic clip from the documentary Jesus Camp of Ted Haggard commenting on his anti-gay stance:

Oh and by the way, he had weekly calls every Monday with Mr. Bush and some of his advisers, to advise the president on strengthening the evangelical movement in America… I guess hippocrates associate with other hippocrates.

The Vik’s just get better..off the field

Follow up on the Vikings story… Since there’s nothing about them to talk about on the field:

One week after several Vikings players held a lewd party on a Lake Minnetonka boat, two players were seen throwing trash in a dumpster at a construction site in Eden Prairie. 5 EYEWITNESS NEWS obtained exclusive access to the trash – and the information it revealed….

The list was titled “Incoming Flights (pickups)” and was written on a piece of Minnesota Vikings paper. It contained women’s names, airlines and flight times. The names ‘Iris and Liris’ are at the top, followed by ‘Nivie + 5’, ‘Ayana and Dionne and Aisha’, ‘Sandra’ and ‘Tanika plus 3’. The total is 16….

….Ayana Angel is well known for operating all over the U.S. On her Web site she describes herself as a courtesan, which the dictionary defines as a prostitute with upper class clientele. The site also directs visitors to her starring roles in several triple x-rated movies….

“I really was legitimately going to go,” Angel says. “Actually, I didn’t go because they had a similar situation here with some other football players. But it’s something they do every year.”

Angel says every year Vikings players bring in girls from Atlanta for a rookie party. “They’re mostly strippers that they fly up and – given the situation – if you pay them, they’ll do extracurricular activities,” Angel says.

According to Angel, the price is roughly $1,500…

More on this story at: Trash may be linked to Vikings boat party