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Joke Time!

Three vampires go to a bar. One orders a pint of human blood, the second a shot of rat blood, and the third a mug of hot water.
The other two vampires look at him strangely and ask why a vampire would order a mug of hot water. He reached into his pocket, pulled out a [...]

These scientist want you to be weak and die

A couple of “Dr’s” did some digging and couldn’t find a study that proved drinking 8 glasses of water a day contributes to human health - despite finding claims that “People in hot, dry climates and athletes have an increased need for water, and people with certain diseases do better with increased fluid intake”
Did [...]

Getting insane on the court

When younger, I had a huge temper when I played sports. Frustration got the better of me and quite often took me out of a match in individual based sports like golf, bowling and tennis. Not so much in baseball or basketball as I subscribed heavily to the team player focus; you know, [...]

Ken Lee!!! Tulibu dibu douchoo!!!

AI is something exported all around the world. I don’t watch it but do get to hear the gossip of the Sanji’s no talent stint/hair and Antonella Barba’s naked pictures. Like here in the states, even in Bulgaria there are the William Hung’s that just can’t sing, let alone know the words to [...]

Dem Smart in Duh Citay

Watching NY1 per usual to catch the “In the Papers” section where they read the top headlines and stories for us non-paper subscribers… when I caught a quick story on the Nation’s city High School Graduation rates and more specifically that New York City is among the worst large cities in the country: .45 percent [...]

HRC’s shortsided strategy- Me or No Democrate for President?

Hillary has quoted for now for at least the third time in a week how McCain is a great friend, would make a great candidate for president and he has the experience. *SMOOCHES!* How do you beat a presidential candidate when you feed their fire and continue to say he’s qualified to be president? [...]

Deleting your Career?

What would you do when you’re pursuing the want-ads for a new job and you come across a job listing that describes your own position, company and boss? Get pissed that your manager is looking to secretly replace you?
Oh yeah! Thats what Marie Lupe Cooley did when she found a job [...]

Hey everyone, Have you seen…

…my balls? They’re big and salty!

Pet camel seduces woman to her death

R.I.P. ma’am, and wow is all I have to say.

IKEA destroys ancient Chinese tombs

Construction workers in Nanjing in southeastern China, destroyed 10 tombs dating back 1800 years - the tombs from the “six dynasties” period from AD 220 to 589. They were said to be of high quality and probably from a rich family of the time period. Under Chinese law, people or work units found destroying [...]