Too Many Dicks on the Dancefloor

This has been a huge problem of club land in the last 20 years, until the club came up with the exclusivity clause to limit the number of dicks on the dance floor. That didn’t last long as this created an influx of paying off the bouncer, so the dicks who had money still were able to penetrate the club. In the singles scene this is still a huge problem at your local watering hole, dive bar or lounge where dicks are always trying to improve their odds. What I’ve found that works more than hoping spot to spot, is indifference. Stop caring about who’s in the room and have a good time with the people you came with. You’d be surprised how much that will rub off on the room and the ladies will notice.

Speaking of the video, I need to get some of those disco units!

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If you haven’t taken some time to check out Flight of the Conchords on HBO (it’s after Entourage), definitely take the time… There’s absolutely no plot except that two struggling kiwi musicians in NY are trying to get “big” and gigs through their manager whom works out of his office. The show is summed up in one word: Random, until they break into song with lyrics like “You’re so pretty, like a tree or a high-class prostitute… You could be a part-time model.” there’s no doubt the odd comic musician duo will pick up fans from their dry wit, sarcastic and pointed audience. Check a few tracks:


Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros (Episode 3)
*Live version at bottom is actually a better version*

If You’re Into It (Episode 4):

Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros Live:

Murray: (To Jemaine) I’ve told you. When you are in a band, you don’t get with your bandmate’s girlfriend. Past or present.
Jemaine: Yes, well, thanks for that.
Murray: You get a love triangle, you know, a Fleetwood Mac situation. Although there was four of them, so more of a love square. But you know, no-one gets on.
Jemaine: Ok, I see.
Murray: Mind you, they did make some of their best music back then.
Bret: Rumours?
Murray: No it’s all true.