Thank you for challenging us to think, and helping us realize what bullshit truly is.
A Message by George Carlin:
The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses [...]
This was a post on craigslist recently:
MORE advice for woman seeking $500k+ earning man
What am I doing wrong?
Okay, I’m tired of beating around the bush. I’m a beautiful
(spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I’m articulate and classy.
I’m not from New York. I’m looking to get married to a guy who makes at
least half a million [...]
If you haven’t taken some time to check out Flight of the Conchords on HBO (it’s after Entourage), definitely take the time… There’s absolutely no plot except that two struggling kiwi musicians in NY are trying to get “big” and gigs through their manager whom works out of his office. The show is summed [...]
The last house I lived at in SLO was on Kentucky st with a roommate Ben-G (ms). If you’re not familiar this spot is on the hill about a few blocks from the University campus. We lived in small railroadish building of 4 apartments, each 2 stories (bedrooms up stairs, common area down), [...]
I’ve been thinking about this for a while. I’ve never gone under the needle. Been several times to the shop, just never committed to anything. And this, I thought the other day, why not get something that has been my motto for life… and then this guy beat me to it… fucker:
This is hilarious…
Now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk.
Dear Santa
I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. I’v ben a gud boy all yeer.
Yer Friend, Billy
Dear Billy,
Nice spelling. You’re on your way to a career in lawncare. How about I send you a book so you can learn to read and spell? I’m giving your older brother the space ranger. [...]
We gon’ make love:
Going to a college town for 4 years, I’ve met my share of frat douche bags that still carry this philosophy today.
From the Whitest Kids U Know
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