Failure to Launch in Trump’s World

Privé literally translated to English from French is “Private” but for me the association of Privé has always been with the Opium Group, and their first (?) club in south beach by that name. I went nearly when it first opened in late 2002, and several times since, the last being in 2006. The club was hot, music bumping the underground and always a line even up till it’s closure just recently. The OG crew have gone on to create some of the best high end clubs in America with Mansion Miami and Privé Las Vegas.

Recently I received and invite to a “Launch Party” for Privé NYC:

Accompanying the invite was the pitch, this was “at the Trump Towers” and “will be posh and selective meaning, a strict door policy with New York’s upper echolon in attendance” (misspelling intact). Further, instructions were included on proper dress attire, as typically the “upper echolon” have trouble deciding on wardrobe. Videographers, ballet dancers, tabla men, and musicians in sync were all to be included (although I didn’t see em). DJ’s were to play a mix of contemporary electro/house, which aside from the “contemporary” part appealed to me, and that I was invited by a good friend. If the RSVP invite description sounds more of the antithesis of “contemporary” then you’re not alone.

The World Bar opened 2001, in the Trump Towers residential building across from the UN near the East River in Midtown (owned by Mark C. Grossich who coincidentally also owns one of my favorite business cocktail lounges The Campbell Apartment in Grand Central Terminal). The World made news when it was featured in Forbes as one of the spots bankers go to blow their bonus (on the World Cocktail for $50 a glass), which everyone in New York, knows is shit; bankers blow their bonuses on escorts and yeyo. Even on paper this doesn’t sound original, let alone chic.

I with two ladies arrived early at 10:30 and was expecting free for the ladies and myself on the discounted list, which neither were offered we rolled through. Being a promoter before I understand there’s a few glitches, so I asked to negotiate with Sanjay regarding our earlier arrangement and with reluctance agreed to my compromise for the ladies free if I paid. My first impressions were, “What the Fuck is that huge pillar doing in the middle of the room” and “are the speakers big enough for this room?”

After checking my coat with the DJ (apparently coat check guy was on a break), I got a $12 jack n coke and settled in the corner to take in the crowd….Nice! I’ll give the crew this much: It was all women. However, unfortunately the women didn’t find it that appealing as the vibe felt more like an Indian or High School dance than a party – cliques of girls grouped in corners, at tables and guys looking around nervously wondering which women they should attempt to talk to.

My last and biggest pain being a DJ was the sound was shit…. I spoke with Francis and he too admitted it If you’re going to promote and dj a gig like this, you need to be on top of your game and the sound for both the DJ and the audience needs to be right…. having garage speakers with shitty acoustics turned up loud to compensate for the bad mids is just a horrible decision. Please, Please, Please, go buy or rent some Mackies next time!

It’s a first party so I’ll give them a hall pass. The space size was appropriate, all be it not conducive to dancing, and they had the hot crowd down (my single friends would have been shootin fish in a barrel) but if they are going to play in the exclusive party game, this needs to come together in the details better.

Club bouncers make more than the president

Pure nightclub in Las Vegas got the shake down in Vegas last week. It seems too many red flags from flaunting bouncers shaking down their patrons – a shit practice that has contributed to the downfall of the club scene. One eye’d Willie Norm! reports:

Sources have been telling me that doormen at several clubs are clearing $8,000 to $10,000 a night before they share tips. So much cash is pouring in that some doormen are making $400,000 to $500,000 a year, several nightclub executives told me.

“Pure has guys at the door making more than the president,” said one executive with intimate knowledge of the cover-charge system. He was referring to the annual salary of the president of the United States, which is $400,000, plus benefits.

400 – 500 sounds a little light to me. If a guy is pulling down 8K 3 nights a week for only 25 weeks, he’s taking down over 600K…

Vegas, New York, LA and Miami are all shake down club spots where hot spot clubs or nights with popular parties will always draw a crowd that can float the cash to get in above the line. In my day, I knew enough people to not have to wait in lines or even pay so when it comes to an evening when I have to wait, pay or even pay to wait… I’m just not that into it…

Pure I’ve heard was one of the worst offenders of this growing policy. Terrible lines unless you’re ladies or have constant cash. You’d have to pay to move up the line, pay the bouncer/clipboard nazi to get in, and then pay a cover to the club. You’re already out $300 – $1000 before even buying a $15 beer.

It’s “business” but I hope with the feds hanging around and this in the news, I hope some of the club managements pull back and manage this better for their customers (really the people that really care about clubs don’t go to these spots any more).

NYC Club goes good-night for good…

Looks like because of the death of Orlando Valle at NY club BED on Feb. 4th, 2007, the subsequent charging of club manager Granville Adams with criminally negligent homicide and several safety violations, the club is now closed. Not that I’m soured too much by the club closing (more so by the death), but it really shows how far down the hole New York club scene has gone and New Yorkers I’m not sure are giving a care or typically shrugging their shoulders at this…

From the Daily News by Jess Wisloski and Alison Gendar

The “Oz” actor charged yesterday in a fatal Chelsea club fight insists he never pushed the man who fell to his death down an elevator shaft – but thrust him off his back in self-defense, his lawyers said.

Granville Adams, 43, who played a jailbird on the HBO hit, was released on $5,000 cash bail after he was arraigned on a charge of criminally negligent homicide for the 4 a.m. Saturday fight at BED, a trendy nightspot.

In court, his lawyers presented a far different account than early witness descriptions of the fight that led to the death of Orlando Valle of the Bronx.

Valle was celebrating his 35th birthday at BED when he got into a scuffle with Adams and was thrown against the elevator with such force that the doors opened and he plunged four stories.

“Blame the elevator,” said Aaron Golub, one of Adams’ two lawyers, in Manhattan Criminal Court. “But the elevator’s not showing up in court.”

Adams, a manager and host at BED, came running when he heard screams coming from the club’s coat-check area, his lawyers said.

He jumped between two brawling women, and then felt someone smash something on the back of his head, lawyer Edward Kratt said.

“As he’s between [the women], he gets attacked from behind. He’s hit in the back of the head by something – we don’t know what, a glass vase maybe.”

Kratt said Adams was knocked nearly unconscious from the blow when “he feels somebody jump on his back. He’s reeling from getting hit on the head. He throws the guy off his back – doesn’t push him. Throws him.”

Adams then landed on the ground, his lawyers said.

But Valle hit the elevator doors with enough force that they opened and he fell down the shaft, landing on the roof of the elevator car, cops said.

The actor was stunned to learn Valle had died, said his lawyers, who broke the news to him about noon Saturday as he was held in police custody.

“He was blown away by it,” Golub said.

Adams had a golf-ball size knot on the back of his head when he appeared in court, still dressed for BED in a black velvet jacket, black jeans, black shoes and a white shirt. He did not speak with reporters as he left court.

“He’s a sensitive guy, not a thug,” Kratt said.

But cops said Adams may have triggered the fight between the women when he made some kind of comment to Valle’s niece Tiffany Tanner, 20, as she went to get her coat.

The coat-check attendant took exception, witnesses said, and started screaming, “That’s my man!”

Tanner’s mom said yesterday her daughter was questioned by police as a witness.

“She came home crying,” mom Giselle Tanner said. “I don’t really know what happened.”

Valle had been celebrating his birthday with about 10 friends and relatives.

His 13-year-old son, Jordan, sadly surveyed the growing memorial outside the Manhattan apartment where Valle’s parents and sister live.

“He was just a great person,” said Valle’s niece Chanele Wiggins, 15. “He didn’t deserve to die.”

BED was closed yesterday.

The Buildings Department issued a permit to renovate the elevator at the W. 27th St. building on Nov. 30, 2004, according to city records.

Inspectors ran a followup inspection on June 2, 2006, to ensure the installation was performed to code.

Since then, the department has issued two violations related to the elevator, but they were unrelated to its safety.