Author: Austin Vegas

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Bootleg DVDs are actually Porn

The other day I jumped on a near empty V line car at 2nd Ave and noticed on the seat across from me a bootleg DVD of Kung Fu Panda. Eyebrow raised and a quick look around, I noticed there were actually two; one resting on a seat a few rows down with no riders in close proximity to claim ownership to either. Cool. I’ll check it out.

The package is like all you’ve seen: cover shot of the movie poster, inside a printed label as well on a burned DVD. KFP is not a flick I would pay for in the theater, mail home on netflix and I don’t buy bootlegs but a free option is gold right?

Last night with the woman, I throw together some dinner and get down to watch this vid. The first screen shot after a moment of darkness is of a giant black dick being sucked off by a wide eyed, sex starved skank, proceeded by 6 additional scenes of some hardcore gonzo action…

I won’t get into how long we actually watched this – but first I was shocked (this was not expected), then disappointed (I actually prepped myself to get into Jack Black’s stoner panda roll), then amused (at the bait n switch), and then pissed off (had I had kids and popped this in, I’d be hard pressed to explain this after jumping for the power off button).

Moral is, get your p0rn off the internet like everyone else?….no… you get what you pay for?… don’t buy bootlegs? well what ever.. it was an entertaining ruse I thought I would share…

Skidoosh!

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SF giants PacBell park has best food in country

I know it’s not PacBell park anymore, but just as 3Com (or is it Monster park) was once (and always will be) Candlestick park, so it the latest SF Giant’s park still PacBell… I completely agree with this NY Times writer that the food at this park is fantastic, from the beer selection, the garlic fries, the sea food selections and even the polish dogs. One of the biggest peeves of both NYC parks is there terrible food offerings – I often don’t even eat when I go to the games. Here’s to hoping the new parks have an upgrade but less than $10 a pop….

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Heat rocks NYC

We’re day three of a major heat wave in New York this week. It started Friday but wasn’t over 90 F even though with humidity it felt over 90. Sunday’s high in Central Park was 93, just shy of the 95 degree record for the date, set in 1933.

On Saturday, the high was 97 with high humidity so it felt like 105. I spent a few hours running errands and ended up at the Big Apple Blockparty BBQ again this year. Unfortunately we couldn’t do anything but hang in the shade and drink cold brew. We took out the evening with a roof top bbq through the morning.

New Yorkers in general were temperamental in this heat. This weekend’s day game at Yankee’s stadium on Sunday, in the fifth inning of the Kansas City Royals-Yankees game, fans cheered loudly when a cloud moved in front of the sun, then booed moments later when the sun returned.

Also on Sunday was the annual mess that is the Puerto Rican Day Parade. They had problems last year and years before as well as mass woman/sexual harassment during and after the parade but who knows if it got there this year. I doubt people had the energy to flaunt as much excitement as they did last year.

With the heat to continue through Tuesday, still weeks before summer officially starts, I know we’re in for a long hot summer.