*The actual sign has been replaced (by “we”)… you might be able to figure it out, but some how…like all horoscopes, it’s right on… do you know?*
Ruling Planet: JUPITER, God of money, luck and good times between the sheets.
We are playful, laid back and oh-so fun to party with. They are wild, and may be the BADDEST party people you ever meet! One thing to be wary of is that we like to talk BULLSHIT! Don’t believe everything they tell you because they are kings at ‘talking it up’. We probably make better friends than lovers, but if you happen to score a one-nighter with them,be prepared to do stuff you’ve NEVER done before! We are spontaneous and adventurous and most have probably been caught doing it somewhere public.
When they find the right lover, they will give it 100% as long as the commitment is returned.
FAVE POSITION:
They are up for anything. Quality AND Quantity.
BEST SEX TOY:
Handwrite a sexual fantasy of yours and leave it on their pillow. You’ll be surprised at what happens next!
THE MALE IN BED
Even if he’s fat, balding and middle aged, he can still pull the chicks. It’s his love and pursuit of happiness that draws the babes to him. Think “Austin Powers” baby, yeah! *Whoa… I swear i didn’t write that, it was in the original… btw am I getting fat? I can’t tell.*
He is a wee bit selfish though, so be prepared for an “all about me” attitude in the sack. He LOVES doing it,
and if you start holding out on him, he’s likely to get it somewhere else. He will either amaze his partner with his sexual expertise or be absolute trash in bed!
THE BEST WAY TO TURN US ON
Hips and thighs are extremely sensual for a us, so concentrate on massaging and stroking that area and the place in between! Don’t be afraid to ask your ____ if you’re doing it right coz they would LOVE to tell you! The best way to get them going is to grope their inner thigh in a public place!
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