Besides all the football, the NFL has been fun this year huh? We have our TO-McNabb-Eagles soaps, drug use, defamation of other characters, the Vikings Love Boat Party and now, the Carolina Panthers TopCat sex scandle in the bathroom. I’m sure new headlines will come out with “Cheerleaders Gone Wild” and “Cats attack in bathroom sex brawl”. The story basically is two Panthers cheerleaders caused a disturbance at a local bar in Tampa Bay, Florida when they had traveled on their own accord to attend and celebrate their team’s game. That evening a Panthers Chearleader, Angela Keathley, 26, and Renee Thomas, 20, were caught in a bathroom together, reportedly having sex.
Every male (reporter) is salivating at the mouth to report the supposed truth to this story, but I think this is the lesser of four options:
- Women share the bathroom all the time, and this is just another case of the two going together to “help” each other out… or what ever womanly purpose this serves
- One was helping the other “pull the trigger” (aka throw up) in the toilet as it was reported they were both very drunk
- They were in the bathroom together sucking lines of yay up each other’s noses
- Yes, one was bent over the pot getting fisted or licked by the other in a dirty dive bar stall
Renee was charged with assault charges when she and another woman who was making comments about their sexual activity in the bathroom, got into it. Renee was also using third Panther’s Chearleader ID, Kristen Owen (pictured right), to get into the bar as she was under age.
Keathley was arrested for resisting and disorderly conduct (unbecoming of a cheerleader?). Its all fun times down at Banana Joe’s bar in Tampa… Too bad these women have to be punished by the team, I’m sure they make great additions to all after game parties…
Cheerleaders In Bathroom Brawl [The Smoking Gun]
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